My wonderful son spent some serious time looking for music that would relax me. He done good! Check it out ->

"On October 16, 2011, Marconi Union created an eight minute track, titled "Weightless", in collaboration with the British Academy of Sound Therapy.

According to scientists at the Mindlab institution (a commercial 'neuromarketing' company) it induced a 65% reduction in overall anxiety and brought test subjects' resting pulse rates to 35% of their usual resting rates.


Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Say it Aint So!

I don’t understand all this fuss about gun control. 

Let’s get serious, I’ve plenty of guns, and nothing bad has ever happened to me. :o


People should have more guns, look at this smart hockey mom here…you never know when you’ll need a bikini or an rifle at a hockey game eh?

College campuses, you know how kids are and their college pranks.
(Boy shouts: "duck! ... and just kidding!")  

Columbine? Teenagers meh… boys will be boys, whatcha gonna do?

Shopping malls?? Who doesn’t get a little frantic around the holidays? It’s tradition in this country.

That theater thing, I’ll bet he was just trying to warn everybody about the violence in that movie. 
(Nice young red haired chap: "hey don’t watch that movie…it’s really violent… oops")

If those kids at Sandy Hook had all been armed, that never would have happened.

As far as solutions… the solutions are clear: everybody should have a gun, and the mentally disturbed should have at least two? Why do you think they’re disturbed… not enough guns right? 

People with voices in their heads should get as many guns as they have voices, that way they can battle it out amongst themself. (Crazy person: "Hey you’re crazy, I’m not crazy YOU are! Oh ya? Ya! Bang bang bang.") See? That would get rid of all those pesky voices. 

I think the NRA has it right…. Blame the people in Hollywood!

At any rate… there’s nothing to worry about… people in Washington are sorting it all out now. 

After all… why shouldn’t people who live in gated communities and have private security be making decisions for the rest of us?

It’s like people with penises making decisions for people with vaginas. It must be alright it’s been going on for thousands of years.  Or white people making decisions for black ones. That’s worked out pretty ok so far.

It's not like gun violence affects us all anyway :o

So... don't have a Coke and a smile...have a LOT of COKE and a really BIG gun!