I don’t understand all this fuss about gun control.
Let’s get serious, I’ve plenty of guns, and nothing bad has ever happened to me. :o
:O
People should have more guns, look at this smart hockey mom
here…you never know when you’ll need a bikini or an rifle at a hockey
game eh?
College
campuses, you know how kids are and their college pranks.
(Boy shouts: "duck! ... and just kidding!")
Columbine? Teenagers meh… boys will be boys, whatcha gonna
do?
Shopping malls?? Who doesn’t get a little frantic around the
holidays? It’s tradition in this country.
That theater thing, I’ll bet he was just trying to warn everybody about the violence
in that movie.
(Nice young red haired chap: "hey
don’t watch that movie…it’s really violent… oops")
If those kids at Sandy Hook had all been armed, that never
would have happened.
As far as solutions… the solutions are clear: everybody should
have a gun, and the mentally disturbed should have at least two? Why do you
think they’re disturbed… not enough guns right?
People with voices in their heads should get as many guns as
they have voices, that way they can battle it out amongst themself. (Crazy person: "Hey you’re
crazy, I’m not crazy YOU are! Oh ya? Ya! Bang bang bang.") See? That would get
rid of all those pesky voices.
I think the NRA has it right…. Blame the people in
Hollywood!
At any rate… there’s nothing to worry about… people in
Washington are sorting it all out now.
After all… why shouldn’t people who live
in gated communities and have private security be making decisions for the rest
of us?
It’s like people with penises making decisions for people
with vaginas. It must be alright it’s been going on for thousands of years. Or white people making decisions for black
ones. That’s worked out pretty ok so far.
It's not like gun violence affects us all anyway :o
So... don't have a Coke and a smile...have a LOT of COKE and a really BIG gun!
:(
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